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Vicky Christina
Barcelona


Directed by: Woody Allen
Starring: Javier Bardem
Genre:
Romance/Drama/ Comedy
Run Time: 96
min.
Release Date:
August 2008
On The Web:
Official
Site
Teaser:
Movie Trailer
Reviewed by
Byron Merritt |
It’s official: Javier Bardem (NO
COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN) is the luckiest man/actor on the
planet! I mean, this guy gets to make out with three of the most
gorgeous women acting today. Forget that one of them is his current
girlfriend (Penelope Cruz). He also got down with hottie Rebecca Hall
(THE PRESTIGE) and ultimate hottie Scarlett Johansson (MATCH POINT).
Regardless of how I felt about the rest of the film, there was plenty of
eye-candy for guys. And those ladies who think Javier isn’t too shabby
himself, well, there’s that, too.
But let me explain why I’m talking about how good-looking these folks
are on-screen and why I started my review in such an unabashed way.
Director Woody Allen is well-known for his love of beautiful people.
Everything from SLEEPER to
MATCH POINT has been sexually charged, to say
the least. But his take on relationships is exceptionally skewed toward
the hyper-sexual, and that’s even more true here. Some might compare
this to his private life, but I’ll leave that alone ...for now.
This time we have two women, Vicky (Rebecca Hall) and Cristina
(Scarlett Johansson) on vacation in Barcelona, Spain. The two are good
friends and Vicky (Hall) is taking a break in preparation for marriage
to Doug (Chris Messina), whom she leaves back in the States. Cristina
isn’t even close to being ready for marriage, and rips through
relationships like a laundry woman through sheets. Then the two ladies
meet Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem) who approaches them with a unique
proposal: fly away with him to his house in the north and have sex with
him; both of them. At the same time, perhaps. This doesn’t surprise
Vicky, who immediately labels him a troll with artistic aspirations. But
Cristina is intrigued by his forwardness, and the two ladies go with him
to his beautiful Spanish home. But Cristina gets sick after eating some
bad food, which leaves Vicky and Juan Antonio together, and opposite
sparks fly. Then, after Cristina gets better, Juan Antonio takes her
into his bed, too. But then a phone call in the middle of the night
leads to Juan Antonio’s ex-wife, Maria Elena (Penelope Cruz), coming to
stay with them after a suicide attempt. Cristina and Juan become closer.
His ex-wife and Cristina become closer. Juan Antonio and his ex-wife
reignite their passions ...with Cristina getting involved with both of
them, if you know what I mean.
Meanwhile, Vicky is struggling to deal with her feelings on the night
when she weakened and had sex with Juan Antonio. She begins questioning
whether she’s ready for marriage. But then Dough, her fiancé,
comes to Spain with the option to get married there before returning to
the States and "doing it up right."
There are quite a few twists and turns in the multiple relationships
that wind and unwind themselves. And that is what made most of the story
interesting (that and the beautiful people surrounded by the beauty of
Barcelona). So you can see why I started my review the way I did. It’s
mainly about how sexually charged relationships can change (or maybe not
change) who we are. Which brings me to my next point: Penelope Cruz’s
Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress. I’m not gonna take anything away
from her. She did a fine job. But she wasn’t on-screen very much.
Personally, I think Rebecca Hall got gypped during the Oscars. Her
battles for her emotional stability were what kept me watching, not
Penelope Cruz. Hall’s character was so conflicted that I could empathize
with her. While Cruz’s character only made me laugh because she seemed
almost like a caricature.
Still, it’s an interesting film to watch. But it’s really just
another Woody Allen sex-take on relationships.
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Image from Vicky Christina
Barcelona

DVD cost: $19.95
Purchase:
Tower.com
Film Review Stew
Favorite? No.
Stew Poo-Poo? No.
Newsworthy:
The city of Barcelona
offered to pick up the tab of production costs if the film was shot
there, the amount rose up to two million Euros from public funds.
Ultimately, the filmmakers shot in Barcelona.
Movie Quote: "Mmmm.
No, we'll spend the weekend. I mean, I'll show you around the city, and
we'll eat well. We'll drink good wine. We'll make love."
Other Actors/Actresses
from Vicky Christina Barcelona
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