The Golden Compass

2 out of 5 stars

The Golden Compass

 

Directed by: Chris Weitz

Starring: Dakota Blue Richards

Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Run Time: 113 min.

Release Date: December 2007

On The Web: Official Site

Teaser: Movie Trailer

Reviewed by Byron Merritt

I had high hopes for THE GOLDEN COMPASS. The cast. The special effects. The story. It promised to be a dazzling cinematic experience. But the dazzle fell into Dudsville as Philip Pullman’s magical novel got off to horrible start.

Before I get started, however, I think it’s noteworthy to mention how ridiculous I found the claims surrounding the persecution of Christianity and The Church with regards to this film. You might be able to draw parallels between atheism and some of what was seen. But it could also represent Nazism. I know that Pullman was an atheist, but to say his books (and this film) represented that view is simply untrue. With the release of THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA, Christianity has nothing to fear. Which is also why this review is tough for me.

I don’t prescribe to any particular faith (you might even call me *gasp!* an atheist), but I don’t go to movies in order to reinforce my beliefs. I go to be entertained. And, as I’ve said many times before, entertainment starts with a good (or great) script. And The Golden Compass’ start was exceptionally unimpressive.

Jumping around like a child with A-D-D, The Golden Compass lacked perspective and a unified focus. The story is supposed to focus on Lyra (Dakota Blue Richards), a young girl who’s parentage is in question on a parallel world where “beasts” (see Animals) are part of ones being. They tag along beside you and are basically your soul (Oh my God! Christians Unite! *Whoops! There I go!*) Each person has a different animal/beast and young people’s animals can change from one to another until they settle on a shape as they approach adulthood. Lyra’s uncle Lord Asriel (Daniel Craig, CASINO ROYALE) is a scientist who goes against the grain of this parallel world and its leaders. He’s found that “dust” from other worlds is flowing into theirs and he wants to discover what this dust is all about. But the powers that be want to stop him.

Enter Marisa Coulter (Nicole Kidman, HAPPY FEET), a dangerous player within a government that seeks to control everything, including Lyra. Marisa fraudulently befriends Lyra and takes her on a trip North, but not before Lyra receives a magical golden compass from a high councilor at the school where her uncle worked. The compass, it is said, is the last of its kind and can tell the truth and possibly the future.

Encounters with giant polar bears, flights in massive zeppelins, child prisons in the far-north, all culminate to form ... a disaster. And I don’t mean a disaster for Lyra, but a disaster for the movie-watcher.

The canvas is simply too broad to be a coherent whole. Multiple side stories are mentioned and then never seen again or quickly wrapped up with little-to-no understanding. The script obviously was very choppy; perhaps AMERICAN PIE director Chris Weitz wasn’t the best person to write it?

The only upside to the film is the incredible special effects. Most of the scenes were pure ga-ga for the eyes. Which means that The Golden Compass is more fluff than substance. By contrast, The Chronicles of Narnia was exceptionally well put together with a few duds in the special effects arena. But Narnia held together extremely well, while The Golden Compass didn’t have a direction.

 

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Image from The Golden Compass

A large dirigible sits and awaits its passengers

 

 

 

 

DVD cost: $16.76

Purchase: Tower.com

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Newsworthy: Lord Asriel is played by Daniel Craig, who is also the current James Bond. Lord Asriel was previously played, in a London stage adaptation, by Timothy Dalton, himself a former Bond.

Movie Quote: "You think she's that child?"

 

Other Actors/Actresses from The Golden Compass

Paul Anthony-BarberHattie MorahanSimon McBurney

 

 

Images from The Golden Compass

The final remaining Golden Compass in the world

Lee Scoresby (Sam Elliott) and his rabbit demon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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