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Borat
Directed by: Larry Charles
Starring: Sacha Baron Cohen
Genre:
Comedy
Run Time: 84
min.
Release Date:
November 2006
On The Web:
Official
Site
Teaser:
Movie Trailer
Reviewed by
Byron Merritt |
It is with great joy
that we were able to reach Dorat, the second cousin of Borat, and get
his input on this new film that is sweeping box offices around the
globe. His perspectives on the movie are unique to those from Kazakhstan
and we hope that you enjoy his review.
(Note: the commentary by Dorat is in no way supported or condoned by us,
and do not necessarily represent our world-view opinions.)
Hello! Is Dorat here. Can you hear me? Hello? Oh. I guess
this is one way conversation, so I talk at you and you listen. Okay?
Hello? Okay. I come to speak today of movie, BORAT. My second cousin
from Kazakhstan make documentary and I love it. It touch my heart. I
need say, too, that Borat's sister now #2 prostitute in all of
Kazakhstan. Her trophy bigger now. She kiss like Juicy Fruit gum. You
know Juicy Fruit? Hello? Okay.
When Borat leave Kazakhstan, we all worry he make us look stupid. But he
did great job. His house nice place, too. He show how it stand almost
straight and have room for beautiful cow in livingroom. I need say, too,
there was rumor Borat's wife die. Is not so. She fall in love with man
from Siberia and go north with him. She may be dead now but don't think
so.
Borat come to New York City on plane with Azamat, other Kazakhstan man
who help Borat along way. It scary Americans on subway not kiss
Borat
back when he greet them. What wrong with America? Hello? You still
listening? Okay. I worried, too, that Borat's Kazakhstan chicken get
stomped on subway when she got out of bag. But not happen. Whew! It nice
to see so many good places to relieve bowels in America. The flowers in
front of place called Trump Towers was pretty and open.
On early visit, Borat run into man who teach him about jokes in America.
It strange, too, that Americans do not joke of retards. They so stupid,
you must make jokes. And what is happening with feminism. Is that right
word? Hello? Okay. Borat speak true about womans smaller brains.
Scientific study in Kazakhstan prove it. Don't know why those womans so
upset with Borat for speaking true.
Television in America look very nice. And is place where Borat fall in
love with Pameela Anderson. I would sex her up as good as my own sister,
too. But Borat should not have lie to Azamat about why they go to
California. He should have said to Azamat, "We go California so I can
sex up and marry Pameela." The trip across America was fun and scary. I
love bear they get for protection. Too bad Azamat get so hungry later
on. Poor bear. At least they no have to clean up bear poop now. I not
know, too, that American Jews no have horns. Is most scary! When Borat
and Azamat stay at Jew home and not know until too late. Brrrr! I
thought documentary turn into horror film. But I cheer when Borat and
Azamat get out of Jew home safely in middle of night.
When Azamat and Borat get into huge fight, was sad. But Azamat should
not been masturbate to Pameela's picture. They wrestle and fight and run
through hotel. Naked fighting is tough, because no clothes to hang on
to. When Azamat pinned Borat to bed and make mustache smell like
testicles, was sad day for Borat.
It good that they return to friends soon. I surprised, though, that
Azamat dress like Hitler in California. Was he trying to hide? When
Borat finally meet Pameela, it sadden me that she not understand
Kazakhstan way of marriage proposal. Kidnap is natural courting. I sure
Borat would explain that to Pameela if given opportunity.
I happy to see Borat return home to Kazakhstan. He bring Luenell back
with him, too, and she now #1 prostitute in all Kazakhstan. Borat sister
now have competition.
I take away from movie pride all Kazakhstan people now feel for country.
We have representative in Borat. He a man who know the cultural
learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.
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Newsworthy:
When Sacha Baron Cohen
speaks Kazakh it is mostly Hebrew disguised by a heavy fake Eastern
European accent. The Hebrew is quite understandable and contains many
in-jokes.
Movie Quote: "My
hobbies ping pong, disco dance, and sunbathe."
Other Actors/Actresses
from Borat
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